Why would you vote for GEJ or GMB?

BUHARI TRIES AN UNSUCCESSFUL OLUWOLEISM ON 160 MILLION NIGERIANS: WIKIPEDEA PAGE ON SHEHU YAR'ARDUA WAS EDITED 4:26PM TODAY

He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying - Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

Before I delve in, let's look at some foundation.

Buhari cannot remember his phone number - GEJ

At Owerri the other day, Buhari forgot the name of his RUNNING MATE and called him OSIBANDE instead of OSINBAJO

Few days ago, he could not remember the full meaning of INEC and called it Independent NIGERIAN Electoral Commission instead of Independent NATIONAL Electoral Commission! Kindly note that this is a body he has been involved with in election matters for FOUR TIMES NOW on the national scene!

So, do you have any doubt about Buhari's forgetfulness? HE HAS ESTABLISHED IT HIMSELF!

Now, let's move forward!

By some stroke of divine luck of galactic magnitude, Buhari just remembered HIS EXAM NUMBER OF A CERTIFICATE HE HAS NOT EVEN A PHOTOCOPY! Let's get it well laid out folks:

1. He PURPORTEDLY took this exam 53 years ago.

2. He doesn't have EVEN A PHOTOCOPY OF THE RESULT!

Question: How the hell did he SUDDENLY REMEMBER THIS EXAM NUMBER THAT IS SAME AGE WITH NIGERIA?

All i can say frm dis long write up is SAI BUHARI

blezzin wrote:All i can say frm dis long write up is SAI BUHARI

eventually, a man at 72 who wants to lead/rule Naija would probably give up the ghost by the time he is faced with the duties of that office.....i simply feel there's a bigger conspiracy and whom we are actually voting in isn't Buhari but Osinbajo!

Admin wrote:

blezzin wrote:All i can say frm dis long write up is SAI BUHARI

eventually, a man at 72 who wants to lead/rule Naija would probably give up the ghost by the time he is faced with the duties of that office.....i simply feel there's a bigger conspiracy and whom we are actually voting in isn't Buhari but Osinbajo!

I blame Goodluck ebele jonathan for dis version of ur brain *no offense bro* Are u God dat can determine who is gonna end up dead. Hw old is Robert Mugabe? he is presently 90 years and he is still active. na wa for all dis PdPigs ooo

@blezzin perhaps you didn't take a critical look at what the Admin posted... There is a condition "probably" he didn't day Buhari would die in office as a certainty,.... The Admin comment was and is just an observation which I second. Though I would vote for him 'cos I think Jonathan hasn't done so well in the time he has been in office especially with the National menace we are facing called Boko Haram.

Vicky01 wrote:@blezzin perhaps you didn't take a critical look at what the Admin posted... There is a condition "probably"  he didn't day Buhari would die in office as a certainty,.... The Admin comment was and is just an observation which  I second.  Though I would vote for him 'cos I think Jonathan hasn't done so well in the time he has been in office especially with the National menace we are facing called Boko Haram.

Alrite vicky!!! u ve made my day by sayin u will vote in buhari, thanks